TAGGING TIIIIIME

1. Post these rules. Failure to do so will result in nameless methods of torture! Just do it, man!
2. Each tagged person must tease pedos with 8 vague IRL facts about themselves.
3. At the end of the day, you just gotta say IT'S AAAAAAWRIIIIGHT
4. Then go back to you're victims' pages and spam the hell out of them. Tell 'em they've been phished of somethin'.
5. LAWL I ERASED RULE FIVE. NOW WHAT, HUH?!



1. 'kay, so I don't care for South Park anymore (Who could've predicted that?).

2. The Internet taught me to hate what everyone else likes (Man, I'm soooo original!).

3. I don't think I'm funny.

4. I'm the king of procrastination!

5. WE'RE OUT OF MILK! I MEAN SURE WE HAVE MILK, BUT IT EXPIRED LIKE TEN DAYS AGO AND EVERYONE'S ALL "OH, IT'S STILL GOOD." WELL IT'S NOT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE BOILED POTATOES NOW, HUH? YOU THINK I CAN JUST GO NEXT DOOR AND ASK THE NEIGHBOR FOR A CUP OF MILK? DO I LOOK LIKE MRS. SULLIVAN TO YOU? THIS AIN'T THE FOURTIES ANYMORE, MA! I DON'T WANNA 'BORROW' MILK AND ACCELERATE MY LIFE! I CAN'T MANAGE TO AVOID DROWNING! HGIODFTRJLEF

6. I've got like five broooootheeeeers.

7. My favorite numbers are zero and infinity (In addition to how effing original I am).

8. Snake Eater's Para-Medic, like, recommended movies to me..... like, old people movies..... and I think they're pretty cool. I mean, you gotta figure, the movie making folk of Back in the Day put their SOUL into those movies...... Nah, I think a better fact would be I like old people....... wait, NO! That's silly! I like FICTIONAL old people...... wait, now I sound like Peachi. I like roast beef. Theeeeeere we go. Roast beef. Yup, roast beef.

By the way, if anyone can guess what movie I'm talking about in Fact #5.... I'll like... post something.